pILeS of PiLes

aha...yup. Marking these piles made me end up with piles(nauzubillah). Actually what you can see in this picture is only 1/3 of what I had to go through for the past 1 week. I promised my admin assistant that I am going to look like the interrupted Kate Moss by the end of August 18th. Why? Because of sleepless night and coffee overdoz. And I made it sound like its going to be the end of the world that I am going to look like Kate Moss (i think she googled who the hell is Kate Moss). Padahal...

Oh my God...I do want to look like her. Its not that I am not thankful with what I am blessed with (this 86.4% of fat got nothing to do with any blessing act), but I am gonna be the happiest, merriest lady in the world and planet mugustakiratzee and I am going to cook pulut kuning and share it with all those "foreigners", on their day off, usually Sunday, hangin out at KLCC's fountain.

I WANT! I want so bad. And since I want this body so bad, I am munching POST's banana and walnut cereal while posting this. But I did have beehun for lunch. But again, eventho Kate doesnt even know beehun goreng, I bet she munch POST cereal too. Close enough huh...

So you see... See what this piles have done to me (no! that piles not the other one). Interrupted I have become. All because of the piles. (narghh not that one! The OTHER one...)